I stay fit, dip, and ready to go.


I'm Jana.

Portlander. Lesbian. Vegan. Ex-Mormon. Anxious. Preschool teacher. Tina Fey fan.

May 30 '12

I made it through the whole day yesterday without anyone wishing me a happy birthday in person.

Tags: none of my roommates no one at work

May 30 '12
The dark mark.

The dark mark.

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May 30 '12

Sometimes it's not the children.

  • Coworker: Do you have tonsils?
  • Me: Yes
  • Coworker: Can I look at them?
  • Me: ...No

May 28 '12

today, i was presented with a choice…

knewdrew:

i had $54.

i could either…

  • pay my $54 phone bill or
  • i could spend $1 dollar on a watermelon arizona and get my phone turned off until tomorrow when i have another dollar.

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May 26 '12

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May 26 '12

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May 22 '12
Guys, stop. I like Tina Fey the mostest.

Guys, stop. I like Tina Fey the mostest.

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May 22 '12
somethingsomethingriverwoods: Winona Ryder and Alec Baldwin on the set of Beetlejuice  omfg the head sizes

somethingsomethingriverwoods:

Winona Ryder and Alec Baldwin on the set of Beetlejuice 

omfg the head sizes

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May 21 '12

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May 20 '12
“ugh i wish i lived in the 50s and 60s”
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